I never liked team sports. Not me.
Til Caitlin showed on my TV.
First game I was quite intrigued.
By the third, I was obsessed.
Who ever wouldda guessed
I’d be the one insisting, yes.
On watching every minute of every game
From April thru September?
CC made me show up for women’s basketball.
I, who never cared a whit for sports
Nor girls nor boys, could draw me in. Not me.
Then, in season 23-24, CC started hittin 3’s—
From the logo! You bet.
And broke the all-time scoring prize,
Stealing from both the girls’ and guys’.
Yep, I like watching Caitlin play.
CC made me show up for women’s basketball.
I, who never cared a whit for sports
Nor girls’ nor guys’ could draw me in. Not me.
I ignore the controversy though
Caused by her light skin’s glow.
Some folks suggest
She doesn’t get the hype from style and skill,
But just cuz she’s a light-skinned girl.
Still
CC made me show up for women’s basketball.
I, who never cared a whit for sports
Nor girls nor boys, could draw me in. Not me.
